sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
people say they dont like suzanne anymore because she was literally being manipulated into bad behavior by all of her weaknesses, one being her desperate need for love and respect that no one in the litch gives her
but morello is revealed to be a stalker and a harasser on top of being a racist and people are like PROTECT LORNA!!
If you don’t like Suzanne after what Vee did to her you can’t sit with me
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING
oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.
"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."
"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."
if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell
my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world
do you ever see a picture of your internet friend for the first time and you just kinda think
it appears i have accidentally befriended a beauty goddess.
WHITE PEOPLE WHO DEFEND REVERSE RACISM MAKE ME LAUGH LIKE OOH SOMEONE CALLED YOU A CRACKER ARE YOU GETTING FLASHBACKS OF OWNING LAND AND PEOPLE
One time Matt Damon guest starred on Arthur and he looked horrifying.
"so should we draw Matt as a human or as an aardvark?"